By Fatass - 18/04/2014 05:37 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18

Why lie OP? If I was that cashier I wouldn't judge you; I'd be jealous you are buying all that candy. Got anything sour??? Share the wealth!

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dimerneckel 22

They know that that is what you are doing with all that candy... You aren't fooling anyone

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JCal585 8

You can choose to not eat that,..

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olpally 32

Treating your body like a roller coaster is fun though.

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cook4money 9

Making excuses always seems like you are hiding something. Eat the candy and enjoy yourself.

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feven 32

Hm. The cashier must think you're a real party animal.

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DanielleinDC 33

Why do you care what a cashier thinks? So what if you're going to gorge yourself on candy? It's your body and your right to put whatever crap into it that you choose.

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sumbum95 15

Who cares! I always get candy for myself. A wise person NEVER shares their candy! :p

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pepsi_ftw 13

Who cares flaunt your individuality with candy!!

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ForbiddenDestiny 20

Dude! Candy parties can be for a party of one!!! :D xxx

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Epikouros 31

Candy is for kids. Grown-ups gorge on cake and ice-cream.

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Hey, honesty's the best policy unless it involves parents.

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