Health: Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of...

By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

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By SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda - 02/07/2016 02:37 - United States

Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

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By manicmandy - 01/08/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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joooeee 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:16

which lips?!?!

PrincessesCrown 17

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:35

Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.

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ZoZo17_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:19

ouch. at least you can ice it, now.

sweetcande999 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:56

haha nice

maidofawesome 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:21

Way to go

daybowbow 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:22

Watch A Christmas Story some time.

Juggalette_623 9

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:55

But, if he does he'll want to shoot his eyes out. :/

Riddles66 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:24

Shit like that does happen

Sonofa_Snitch 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:26

what an idiot

Death_From_Above 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:06

I agree with ya

mhinaj 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:28

well duh!!

YacL 15

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:28

Reading this FML made me cringe... that really, really sucks. FYL

Bandaro 10

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:34

You can also do that with a little adhesive tape if your lips are dry.. :S Found that out the hard way as well. :O

Heidyslifesuckss 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:39

& paper too :( well thats if your lips are wet ... lmaooo xD

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:41

If a metal pole can do it to your tongue, why not an ice cube to your lip?

rawrinbear 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:51

...!?

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:42

Cool story, bro.

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