acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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Doortje 29

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

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ScaryyMary 14

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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hisnumber1grl 0

mmmmmmmmmm.... bacon!

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StrangerrDangerr 4

how the **** does this even happen...?

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Lawlipop 3

Don't feel too bad. I had to explain to my uncle that a lamb is a baby sheep, not some separate species of pygmy sheep. And he was almost 40 at the time.

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monnanon 13

lol my mum in law thought beef was a cut of meat and went on and on about the lamb beef in her kebab. she didnt believe me when i told her though. she said beef was a cut of meat and the meat from a cow. smh

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sweetkraut 2

Well, let's just hope you weren't trying to keep kosher for the last 18 years...

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lacyjaneful 4

I thought someone was playing a trick on me and wrote this.... I'm 18 and only found out it came from pigs two months ago, not from cows.

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Skywalka911 0

Did your vowels die or something? Please just go to the funeral instead of trying to talk without them.

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