Miscellaneous Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint

Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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jamalinho - 11/05/2011 17:51 - Bangladesh

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

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Nic - 23/02/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

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halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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#LurkerForLife

- 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:27

It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:00

i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?

qBAMFp 8

Saturday 8 September 2012 2:15

this fml is stupid

sydaknee 6

Tuesday 25 September 2012 7:47

Lmao I can't even rate this

doglover100 28

Friday 9 November 2012 3:47

This site is addicting.

alfakennybody 10

Thursday 13 December 2012 0:54

I might only spend 2 hours but they are addicting

lzmo 20

Sunday 17 February 2013 2:04

Been there done that

Doodleoodlebug 18

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:38

This is not an FML

dynamite9988 16

Friday 13 September 2013 10:19

Completely normal

poprocks1999 6

Thursday 10 October 2013 0:13

Lol, I just read them when I'm waiting for something.

poor_gurll1198 17

Thursday 17 October 2013 5:57

Happens all the time, not necessarily

aimeegoldberg 22

Thursday 31 October 2013 8:06

hahahahha! story of my life!

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Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML

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Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML

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Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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Today, a friend pointed out to me that I bear a striking resemblance to Anne Frank. I'm a 16-year-old guy, and I'm inclined to agree with him. FML

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Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

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