By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

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Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
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Welshite 39

Return the favor, but with a used tampon. It might be gross, but it'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

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Comments

MissIconic 8

Well, that's an awful way to say 'thank you for the good sex' x)

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MissIconic 8

Well, that's an awful way to say 'thank you for the good sex' x)

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the_enigma1019 1

Us guys will be guys, he probably thought he was being funny.

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every1luvsboners 11

That's when you grab your Black Stallion 2300XXDC Special Edition 23" ***** out of the dresser and beat the shite out of him with it. Then proceed to cram it in every orifice on his crippled corpse until he apologizes.

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Welshite 39

No, that's every1luvsboners, the bastard child of one of the FML gods. Get your deities straight.

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xNephilim 18

38, I don't think Jesus is into kinky stuff like that.

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sheethapins 13

The Black Stallion 2300XXDC special edition 23"!?! I thought that got lost in the mail! OP, you have some explaining to do...

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annie_nk 22

23"?!?! Holy fu... that's... I don't even... Do those even exist?! Where would it fit???

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SpikyG 3

Send him a link to Meatspin. How many spins can he last?

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DarkHelmet 10

Now that's love!!!!

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gmc_blossom 21

What the ****...

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cIouds 15

Why am I laughing. Please down vote my horrible sense of humour.

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laylay33 6

That's actually disgusting, and a major turn off... Too late for that though(;

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