By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
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Greendaycheese 12

What a genius idea!

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rcgirl2 11

Your foot itches and the first thing that comes to your mind is to grab something that shoots metal?!? -_-

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wowthatissad 9

Itchy foot? No need to worry, the seething pain of a staple in your foot will take away from a slight scratchy sensation

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wildone123 6

Wat a retard why don't u use my **** instead

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shananiganizer 0

Well at least it doesn't itch anymore

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ac11_fml 0

Has to be one of the dumbest ideas iv heard in a long time

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HeartOfLead 24

You stapled the tried stapling the itch to your foot? That's crazy!

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poopycat 5

A stapler? Really? Your best option is Obviously a knife! People these days. Tsk Tsk tsk

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Snackycake 20

I always assumed putting a stapler to any part of your body was a good idea....

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