By KristaAaronn - 27/08/2014 12:24 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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KristaAaronn 25

OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks

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rhysfucker 24

They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.

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stillalive33 14

A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.

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foxy_sunshine 8

Did she catch it on video? :) YouTube it you could become an overnight sensation

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Brayx4 14

Laughing gas can do some crazy things to people

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sfss99 16

I got my wisdom teeth out today too. Thank god I was just completely out of it and not going off about something. Anyway, hope it doesn't hurt too much!

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

At least you didn't do the ice bucket challenge while high on the laughing gas like that one girl on YouTube was.

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Cherish59 4

That is the cutest scary story of world domination I have ever heard. :)

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lacey117 15

When I had mine removed I told the dentist that the building was on fire, and he told me that it wasn't. So I responded with "I don't care let the ******* thing burn then, I'm not paying for it." Lol

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Trolloled 16

They kind of are, though. I mean, there's literally several in every home. What does that tell you?

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ShadowFireZelda 6

I recently got mine removed and I don't see what all the fuss is about. all that happened was I felt numb in my mouth and I was a bit,uncoordinated and sleepy but there were no hallucinations or anything.

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