By Miss Blairgowrie - 30/01/2013 07:52 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, I got my retainer fitted. It stimulates my gag reflex so badly that I gag every time I try so say anything with a 'P' in it. My orthodontist laughed and suggested I get a thesaurus. FML
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whirlednews 8

Why is it always the P that stimulates gag reflexes?

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hiandrews69 29

Tell him to fix your damn retainer! You aren't paying thousands of dollars for a shitty one! Make him do his ******* job... "Buy a theasaurus..." what a prick. Do yo damn job!

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brando1983 9

On the bright side of it, if you get used to it and no longer gag then you might make your man very happy some day.

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TheGoldStandard 6

It's not the p that causes it. It's the D ;)

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breadstickez 5

Don't worry, you aren't the first person to gag on Penis.

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Eluveitie 9

Technology doesn't replace talking, dumbass.

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Sammitheshit 10

Weeeelllll thenn!!! That's a Problem (;

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Durdanya 13

I feel for you, OP. I have a slur every time I wear mine. Couldn't talk worth anything the first week. My orthodontist made fun of how high the arch was. It'll get better!

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Shadowvoid 33

I recommend you get a new orthodontist ;)

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saffy66 34

You're entitled to ask the orthodontist to reshape the part that covers your palate so it doesn't make you gag.

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