insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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ggrls 0

you sound like a girl I'm in love with

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snowtigress 5

so you are being heightist? midgets can do anything you tall people do! you are a stupid idiotic person to think it makes it worse because a midget did it! find a brain!

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sara_saturday 5

it doesn't make it worse, it makes it more unusual (and more hilarious)

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mythicallove101 0

is it wong that i thought of harry potter... muggles xD

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kaitisgrait 0

awh man, really? was he one of those tough guy midgets? rofl

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51081998 0

rellay dude get a life forget about the midget part ok

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ccwolf93 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha. was she blonde and named kelsie? cause that is a real bitch of a midget.

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Ilikethenamesam 3

So, height doesn't matter?

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WTFmoments75 5

haha wtf moment

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mixzies 6

Why is everyone bagging on midgets? Those are some scary as shit people. If they ever wanted to mug you, they could just pop from behind a trash can and shoot you. And they can disguise themselves as children and BAM gun just got pulled at ya while asking the "kid" where his parents are. And if they shoot, your balls will not be happy.MIDGETS ARE THE SHIT.

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