Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

A lot of people, actually.

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ironik69 31

Obviously OP'S daughter.

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unknown2126 14

Wtf are you talking about 32??? He was taught by your mother, and by the looks of it, you have it also

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athos1237 4

So she should start giving ******** instead or use her other hand?

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TheDrifter 23

The sarcasm was clear, but so was your inner twittard.

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uoeno_fml 20

I'd let my **** sit in her mouth for a little bit

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I thought it was funny... Some serious haters of the twitter verse here. Not that I blame you though.

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onorexveritas 23

that's disturbing

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FlyingLeumer 19

Dang! You spelled disturbing correctly! I was hoping for another "Scooby, is that you!?"

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vladimirjames 5

Well 69, I don't think you're one to comment on spelling

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FlyingLeumer 19

I was saying she spelled it correctly! That would be a compliment!

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SwaggCapone 11

Atleast its not ********?

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