Intimacy: Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community...

By Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 19:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

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Hush!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a letter signed “anonymously” by at least 6 of my neighbours that unless I do something about my loud nightmares they’re going to start calling the police every time it happens. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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Relaxing chimes

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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Audition time!

By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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knights95 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:48

Start charging for the show.

flockz 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:50

right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall

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katieklein 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:12

Sorry to say i don't wanna hear.

roger507 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:25

ur not retarded are you???

katieklein 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:27

um no. idiot.

SexyQueen0905 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:12

Are you a screamer?

Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:12

You're like a folk hero in the community. XD

kaylapple 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:14

do it louder and louder everytime!

ImOnEverything 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:15

Good for you!

mchakkiwala 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:31

ugly picture dude/chick

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:37

I don't think it's a real picture

DrewsFML 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:45

Just because her pit looks like an untamed ****** doesn't give you the right to make fun of her.

xlorawrz 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:16

Charge them for that shit, a good show needs a good pay.

plebeianFelix 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:20

a healthy, super-loud sex life is embarrassing and shameful. how dare you.

ProudTexan117 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:20

I'll tell you if it's the truth, where do you live?

mdizzl 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:21

well, seems like those kids don't seem to mind ;)

DontModMeDammit 10

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:23

challenge them to a game of soggy biscuit.

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Same thing different taste

Uh oh…

Hush!

Relaxing chimes

Audition time!

Can it, Whitney!

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