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By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 08:21 - United States

Today, I got a text message from my landlord telling me that I need to get him rent by 4pm or else I have t days to get out. I'm just over a month behind. My bank got hacked, and I start a new job today so wont have no money for nothing not even gas. fml

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VeryTiredMomof3 17

Friday 10 February 2017 15:00

Can you borrow money from your parents or grandparents to pay your rent?

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:31

You've obviously never tried to read anything that a doctor wrote that wasn't proofread afterwards by the clerk. Because they REALLY suck at writing etiquette.

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VeryTiredMomof3 17

Friday 10 February 2017 15:00

Can you borrow money from your parents or grandparents to pay your rent?

Hgbest11 6

Sunday 12 February 2017 2:29

Maybe if you had better grammar you'd have a better job.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:31

You've obviously never tried to read anything that a doctor wrote that wasn't proofread afterwards by the clerk. Because they REALLY suck at writing etiquette.

alternative-facts 6

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:50

On a scale of 0 to 30, what is "t"? If "t" = two, you're screwed. However, if "t" = twenty, or even thirty, you''ll be able to get your landlord the rent, and everything will be a-ok.

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