By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 07:40 - United States

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Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
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gc327072 30

His dick has more fidelity than he does.

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chocolatefrog28 29

I hope you meant to type "ex-boyfriend" now, because wow. He clearly isn't ready for a real relationship.

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yukumariooo 11

That's kinda like saying you didn't cheat at monopoly because you didn't win. You're still gonna get slaughtered by your play mates.

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perdix 29

Yes, he's right. It's basically an April Fools' joke that is not all that funny.

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awkward_gothlady 32

So if you sleep with some other guy but don't have an ******, that doesn't count either, right?

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bubblyhayley 16

what a douche!! I bet ur embarrassed to tell ur friend his response :/

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eternal_malaise 10

I would expect that kind of excuse from a lawyer.

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Vnzlan_girl 10

I would expect that kind of excuse from a dumb ass lol

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Just_a_dumb_teen 5

dang im sorry to hear that OP :/ I had 2 guys cheat on me, one with my best friend. She tried telling me she didnt know (she was my best friend, we talked about him lol liar) & he told me it wasnt cheating because they just made out. I dropped them both.

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hottay7164 18

Wow I'm sorry, people are jerks. I hate cheaters, well I dislike people too but still, I'm sorry :( you can find someone better and someone that's not a complete idiot too.

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Vnzlan_girl 10

There is a special place in hell for cheaters

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Medication 10

Yeah, and it's where they go to player poker on Fridays.

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perdix 29

Where they get to bang slutty girls all day. Oh, the *****-ror!

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