Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to...

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By jj159 - 25/02/2012 18:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Suckered - 04/12/2015 21:47 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML

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Giants_rule 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:30

Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

jasmine1259 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:22

how did you not figure that out?

Comments

getreadysetfml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 15:57

does anybody else thinks this is like prostitution lol

PhillyFox 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:11

Saying YDI because your son is as transparent as cellophane. How could you not see this coming?

mplsmech 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:22

YDI... this is what kitchen tables, family room sofas, other generally out in the open areas of your home are for. Why would they need to be behind a closed door if they were doing schoolwork? Oh yeah, I bet they said "So it's more quiet." Right? Holy smokes, you must be the most naive person.

babygraprefruit 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:43

Got yourself a hustla, Mama.

that_guy321 2

Friday 9 October 2009 2:11

yes.. all those places are perfect for sex.

cani_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:50

get your money back, yell at your son & talk to her parents. then forbid them from seeing eachother. Just cos its fun to **** with people's lives :P

kukopia 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:03

NEI Not Enuff Info Was she his gf before you hired her?? Maybe they connected AS she was tutoring him. But I doubt that. One has to deduce that the OP isn't revealing the insinuating details. I don't care enuff to vote - aka 'Meh'

Hermyoni 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:12

Why was your son alone in his room being tutored? Make his ass sit at the kitchen table so you can make sure the person you hired actually knows there stuff and your son is learning geeze!