Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to...

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

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By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By sadmom - 18/03/2020 05:05

Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML

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By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By jj159 - 25/02/2012 18:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Suckered - 04/12/2015 21:47 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML

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Giants_rule 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:30

Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

jasmine1259 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:22

how did you not figure that out?

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BIGmoney107 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:12

I have to say "way to go" to your son on this one!

raebeglan 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:24

Anyone else wondering if the kids grades Improved?

nollid7 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:37

The OP is an idiot ^_^

ymcmb312 0

Friday 2 September 2011 20:39

hahahah failure!

mdmenchaca 5

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:47

You are a awesome mother

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:31

Since when does a kid want a tutor? And why would you listen to his advice without doing some investigating into a tutor yourself? YDI

usmc_cuzzimaboss 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 13:33

#winning

Zareen 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:04

I Have a question...what's OP? I'm new to this... :$

blinksmilewink 23

Friday 26 October 2012 11:09

Original Poster IE. The person who wrote this FML.

Flesheatinmonkey 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:20

Your son probley got laid

atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:06

YDI for sending then to his room! Duh!

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