By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

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Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML
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Ilikeurfmls 13

Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

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doctorhook86 24

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

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Dusty_Busters 15

You probably wouldnt have gotten any anyways lol

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Fmlsea 28

You will be forever a virgin if you keep assuming that this chick will magically jump on your penis , not all females are easy and sex should be the last thing on your mind when on a date .

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Steffi 26

Maybe, you wouldn't be single, if you didn't expect sex, on the first date?

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aerogxt 7

If that's why you wanna go out with her, I do believe I've found the reason you're single...

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Kathts7 12

I Think your gran would understand if you want to go on the date.. But why do you expect sex?

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fg_cn 3

guys are always expecting sex, ain't we?

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davidm200 6

GO FOR THE DATE!!!! DITCH UR GRANDMA!!!

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cherryllollo 7

You're probably single because you automatically think girls are gonna give it up to you.. find a *****. She'll take your vcard and don't even have to date!

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elliepenguin 5

YDI for thinking you'll get into her panties on the FIRST DATE.

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DaSandman 9

who said you were going to get in her pants?

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