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By kfenton - 29/09/2012 11:16 - United States

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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By the-yao - 24/01/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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Chuds out on the town

By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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By Anonyme - 22/06/2016 05:15 - Switzerland - Geneve

Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML

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saIty 17

Saturday 29 September 2012 19:21

I heard if you get make some milkshakes it'll bring all the boys to your yard.

305Miami 0

Saturday 29 September 2012 19:16

There is somebody for everybody Op!! Don't Worry!!

Comments

JordyShorty 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:54

No that feeling

elfie82 2

Sunday 30 September 2012 16:52

Dont worry, 12 years ago I was that girl, she now has 5 kids to 5 different fathers, I have been married 7 years together 11 and have 3 kids together :) it gets better!!

stump11knights 10

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:18

Trust me, I know the feeling.

InfiniIII 6

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:19

That's why god made alcohol... No, I'm joking, you'll find someone incredibly quickly. IT GETS BETTER!!!

mookiemookie01 24

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:25

They're not worth your time anyway

hiholls 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 11:03

Been there, done that. Sorry OP! You'll either grow and develop into yourself shocking everybody or you're gonna find men who would have loved you all along. It takes patience :(