Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different... - FML

By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

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Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

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Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By Jgfenix - 22/09/2015 00:24 - United States - Aurora

Spicy

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Spicy

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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Top comments

Dcoble 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:23

What a dirty *****

Hundii 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:24

*****! You should dump her. Might have an std

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Rexkless213 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:55

thats sime fuked up shit hoe hoe hoe

ryyaaaannnn 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 12:07

that is just hurt.

izzie2899 6

Monday 27 December 2010 4:58

b*%<#

MlKAYLA 0

Friday 7 January 2011 17:35

Ouch. I would've dump the ****'s ass before she could even speak a Sorry.

amuck 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:55

what a nasty bitch, I sure hope you didn't have sex with her after that party. I sure hope you always used protection with her! must have been a high school party. I'm surprised the she herself doesn't realize how nasty she is!!!

creoleinsomniakk 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 1:45

****

muzicman25 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 15:33

damn dude that's rough

AcidRaen 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 5:02

I hope she's your ex girlfriend now

Luv4Amuc 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 20:10

wow, well i guess if you're going to do something bad you might as well go all out...which she did. LOL

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:49

i'm no relationship advice column writer, but you should know what to do here... |the kid|

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