Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:10

Your boyfriend is awesome. XD Also, it's time to start a website, such as "Stuff on my GF/BF" or something like that. XD

RuralNinja 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:17

You're boyfriend is awesome.

Nathan727_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:34

Your boyfriend rules!! You have to ask him to take a picture next time! Especially if your cat is on you!

mopho 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:38

He must be a master at Jenga!

foxkl 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:43

hahaha that's awesome

BlendazMcNugget 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:56

all i can say is........ LOL

rissa_rizz 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:56

Part of me wishes that the cat was at the bottom of the pile.

fmelanieslife 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:58

How is that an FML? Your boyfriend happens to be mastering a skill/.

LadyWallflower 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:59

LOL I did this to my boyfriend, but I put the really fat cat on top of him after he passed out from being really really wasted. The fat cat just sat there happy as can be and I got a picture of it on my phone XD.

csdthegreat 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:03

Are you sure this isn't worthy of lmylife? That sounds like something I would do. Have a sense of humor. :P Maybe when he's asleep, you should beat his record.

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