Love: Today I found out my boyfriend of two years only started dating... - FML

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By NoFury - 20/12/2016 20:27

Today I found out my boyfriend of two years only started dating me because him and my sister liked each other, but she wouldn't break up with her boyfriend. He did it to hurt her, and only kept our relationship going to make his ex mad. He tried getting her into bed today, it's my birthday. FML

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k_cummins 21

Thursday 22 December 2016 9:45

Why wouldn't your sister say something?

Mynxie 26

Thursday 22 December 2016 10:27

That is when you break ties with all of them, sister included. If she knew his reasons for dating you and said nothing, she is just as horrible as the rest of them.

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redcode5 17

Wednesday 21 December 2016 15:38

Wow, that really fucken sucks, at this point dump him. It's not going to do any good if it keeps on continuing. And it is it probably better for him and your sister to figure shit out, you don't need to get involved in their crap and waste time.

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Wednesday 21 December 2016 22:10

Dating someone once or twice out of spite for a 3rd party is some petty BS to begin with. But 2 YEARS? That is some psycho level obsession. Run far and fast.

k_cummins 21

Thursday 22 December 2016 9:45

Why wouldn't your sister say something?

Mynxie 26

Thursday 22 December 2016 10:27

That is when you break ties with all of them, sister included. If she knew his reasons for dating you and said nothing, she is just as horrible as the rest of them.

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