Geek: Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames"...

By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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Ed Shitren

By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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Main character syndrome

By What girl gets wet for Nickelback? - 18/04/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.

mucrew 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song

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quackbuzzwoof 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 11:26

woahwoahwoah don't be saddened! that's a pretty great accomplishment.

sebastianduarte1 0

Friday 1 July 2011 14:12

hey i did that too, hasnt everyone?? :D

little_metalbear 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:17

shame dragonforce sucks, and the guitarist can't play their own songs xD it's too difficult for him -.-" i don't like powermetal tough.

lilly37a 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:43

umm how bout get a life loser? thrs jus pathetic !

missbadluk 0

Friday 16 September 2011 8:15

Um apparently there's a lot of people on here that are in your same pathetic boat. :-/

CalamityJanette 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 19:39

...was it on expert?

A7XfoREVer6 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:00

Oh my God that song is so hard. But do you really have nothing else better to do?

homelessness 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 10:28

guitar hero gives you magical sex fingers anyway

Aquos 1

Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:32

Heard it live :D

imperialtl 12

Friday 30 November 2012 19:10

Get out there and do something. Go skydiving , scuba diving or travel. At least say you made use of the life you have.

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Today, with the swipe of a button, my credit union decided that I've moved across the country to an entirely different state. They politely sent me a letter notifying me that 'I' had changed my address, though. FML

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