Work: Today, I discovered that my manager has been using toys and then...

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By lookingforanewjob - 28/04/2016 03:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered that my manager has been using toys and then putting them back on the shelves. I came to this realization when I noticed a small hair on one of the toys. It was a pube. I work at an adult store. FML

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swanheart 35

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:00

This is just the worst thing. Definitely report your boss - if your store has cctv maybe try and get some proof from then to help back up your case?

junjunbun 28

Thursday 28 April 2016 11:33

That's disgusting, you should report your manager OP.

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junjunbun 28

Thursday 28 April 2016 11:33

That's disgusting, you should report your manager OP.

swanheart 35

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:00

This is just the worst thing. Definitely report your boss - if your store has cctv maybe try and get some proof from then to help back up your case?

jeffprobs 29

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:10

If aliens come to earth, it is people like your manager that will lead them to destroying the earth

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