Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines...

By afraidtoburn - 26/02/2012 04:18 - Canada

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

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By firefighter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 00:01

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By dammit - 10/08/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

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By Drill Drilled - 15/04/2015 22:12 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

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Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML

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Compassion? At school?

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Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML

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This is not a drill

By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, my office building had a surprise fire drill. As I rushed to exit, I realized that I’d put on a shirt that was way too tight. It felt like it was practically cutting off my circulation, and I couldn’t breathe too well. I tried to suck in my stomach but almost passed out in the process. I spent the rest of the drill struggling with my shirt while people gave me weird looks. FML

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Woah!

By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML

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Sunday 26 February 2012 9:18

Sounds like they planned it all out well then.

ChaosAngel17 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:19

Smokey Bear is crying right now.

Comments

Mr25_fml 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 10:12

Damn homicidal superintendents

iimaPrincess 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 10:18

I think they just want you all to die.

Sk8er951 3

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:18

It would be more of an FML if that actually happened lol

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:21

Skinnnnnnnnerrrrrrrrr!

smb12346 17

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:47

Now you know how to save yourself.

girlfromhellxD 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:52

Same with my school. On the bright side.. Hi :3

perdix 29

Sunday 26 February 2012 12:45

If it's a little fire in one room, you are in no danger from the propane tanks. If the whole building is engulfed, just give your teacher the name of the strip club, bar or casino you're going to, and enjoy the rest of your day ;)