Miscellaneous: Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches...

By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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By OH COME ON - 29/12/2011 15:48 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

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X109 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:43

y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:43

Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.

Comments

calicokitea 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:36

apparently you don't have friends. I'd feel sorry for you, but if this is the case, the problem isn't with your friends, it's with you.

the_effed_life 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:22

Well, if you are a bitch...

Snackbars 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 0:55

You kind of seem like you're just begging for sympathy. But still, fyl.

Blueduck 0

Monday 1 June 2009 7:33

Really? All of your contacts? Either you only have three of your closest friends in your contacts or you're ridiculous.

Rajko 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:05

Wow, you must be a terrible person.

Allord 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:21

Attention *****...

futuremarine246 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:04

awww i feel sorry for you :-(

ziqi92 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:12

none of my friends r like that, but i think its a matter of context of how u wrote the txt. if u had written "hey, i'm in the hospital" then its a ydi. if u wrote "damn, i was playing soccer when i got into a head collision and now i'm stuck in the hospital" then i'm sure u would have gotten some responses. my guess would be that the former is true cuz ppl dont like responding to annoying txts.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:43

If anything I would have texted people (afterwards) that I headbutted some chump in a soccor game as a funny story. They'll see the stitches when they see em.

Athena_Lauren 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:22

Why would you text all your contacts telling them you are in the hospital getting stitches? Are you desperate for attention? And if the person who texted you told you deserved maybe you did? why else would no one else text you?