By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Soak 0

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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Wowihatethis 0

I'd would have taken the pussy..... they don't taste that bad!

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maestro48180 0

Unless you're DISGUSTING, this person is just plain effin' dumb. Vag Rules!

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sasquatch282 0

Man up and please your woman...It's not like sucking penis is any different and a man would certainly have no reservations about asking their girlfriend to do it. I don't think there is anything wrong with asking your significant other for a sexual favor-when you're horny, you're horny.

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xobabygurlx23 2

LMFAO, #159 (: I need a guy like that ! but yeah that was wicked funny ! I'm sure he was joking , ANY guy would do anything for pussy :P

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ImaTrainwreck 0

One of the funniest things I've heard all day. HAHAHHAA

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exile529 0

hahaha, I would like to have a beer with this guy.

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omgitsseejay 0

i agree with your boyfriend. i would never go down there for SHIT! IDK what you girls put in there. Or what kind of guys put shit in there.

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IronBird 0

Vaginas are amazing, they are. But honey, I don't think letting your boyfriend eat food instead of satisfying your every sexual whim is really an FML.

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