Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo,...

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 21:30 - United States - Rochester

Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 14 January 2021 21:46

Hahaha. This joke is definitely original, and hasn't been done to death. Oh wait, it has.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 14 January 2021 21:46

Hahaha. This joke is definitely original, and hasn't been done to death. Oh wait, it has.

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