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By Anonymous - 22/11/2018 22:16 - United States - Omaha

Today for Thanksgiving it was my first time in charge of cooking the turkey, today was also my first time burning the house down fml

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:23

Don't make it a tradition. Houses are expensive. Maybe stick to making the cranberry sauce, or stuffing, in the future, just to be safe.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:23

Don't make it a tradition. Houses are expensive. Maybe stick to making the cranberry sauce, or stuffing, in the future, just to be safe.

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