Miscellaneous: Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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You deserved it 9 653

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 213

You deserved it 1 011

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 866

You deserved it 3 182

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 14 847

By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 318

By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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You deserved it 7 982

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 906

You deserved it 162

By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 160

You deserved it 2 412

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 576

You deserved it 2 932

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 162

You deserved it 169

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 031

You deserved it 6 861

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

lucky

Green_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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allykrystal1234 1

Friday 19 November 2010 5:56

do u live in a trailer park HAHAHA do u live in a tent bitch, either your poor as shit or your fatter then oprah!!!

nanner6206 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 2:06

you're

Kyckge 1

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:54

Thats nothing.. For my 17th b-day I bought myself a cupcake ...

Elisanikki77_fml 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:10

Yall are All telling Him to Stop complaining But you Guys are Complaining too . Hahaha (: wow !

xGTFx 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 20:02

id love that as a bday present xp

angelwing701 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:53

anyone else thinking op should just eat the cheeseburger ...

happyfruit101 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:49

mc Donalds is always the way to go!

dani_333 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:04

That's what I got for mine!!

viciousgrin 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:24

Big Mac ftw!!!

Ottokiller 3

Monday 12 September 2011 2:09

ROFLMFAO

dollFehn 6

Sunday 2 October 2011 1:45

lucky I got nothing

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You deserved it 290

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