Love: Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends,...

By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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You deserved it 70 266

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By boringhusband - 08/05/2016 14:29 - United States - Salisbury

Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML

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Hangry

By Tired - 02/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I got home at 7 after a long, stressful 12-hour shift. The second I walked through the door, my wife said, "Can you hurry up and make dinner? We're all starving." This happens all the damn time. FML

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You deserved it 144

Don't drink and drive

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 10:00

Today, after 7 hours of driving, I begged my wife to take over for the last 3 hours. She pulled out a flask and took a long swig, then smirked at me. I drove the rest of the way. FML

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You deserved it 147

Busted

By Gus - 13/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I called out of work, making an elaborate claim my wife was sick, and that I HAD to stay home to take care of her, because I have never played hooky from work before. That afternoon, at a minor league hockey game as I'm buying a hotdog with my wife, my boss from behind me asked, "How's the fam?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 86

You deserved it 813

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

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You deserved it 39 426

By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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You deserved it 4 506

Me me me

By fthis - 27/01/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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You deserved it 4 358

Moody blues

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 610

You deserved it 4 555

I'm so tired

By Anonymous - 24/09/2025 12:00

Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 88

Random Ass Memory

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

nwater 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:33

wow you must have been tired to **** that up. You should have rolled with it and went to bed.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:41

Whoa. Yeah I side with nwater. If you forgot you were home, you definitely should have gone to bed. People would have bought it.

Comments

YouGotTold 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:24

smh

Laurabee2 0

Friday 13 August 2010 2:16

idiot

ZX6Rninja 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:44

So your sitting in your living room or kitchen or something and you dont realize that you are in your own home? even my dogs know my house from another.

ZX6Rninja 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:48

Also how is there almost 7000 votes for I agree your life sucks? unless maybe its like yeah your life sucks because you sucks at life.

Hoplaka 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:18

Today, I went to a friends house to have dinner and started to talk about polictics. She looked tired and said,"Come on honey, it's a long drive home." Even her husband said We are home. Am I really that boring? FML

Gtroll 4

Friday 15 June 2012 9:01

Stfu

cupsie89 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 22:24

lol fail =)

iDONTNO54 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:40

i LOV3 YOU!

Lizari 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 7:14

xD Epic fail.

lifeisntperfect1 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 21:11

your a self centered bitch. get over yourself, any good friend would bare through it. unlike you, you would make up lies and not even think that your at your own house already. you deserved it