By neilmalik - 21/10/2015 11:18 - United States - Murrieta

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Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
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Tripartita 44

I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?

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chuka81 27

Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.

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moonjerky 9

Were you trying to get people to notice your boner when you had it?

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tlnorman 18

Okay I'm sorry am I the only one who wonders why on earth you were aroused at work?

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nitrog100 21

I'm going to assume that you don't possess a penis. It just happens sometimes.

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Drentiful 9

You ever think that maybe they knew it was a crease in your pants and they were just giving you a hard time. Then when you actually had a boner it was awkward so no one said anything? Idk just a thought OP

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Aiden89 23

I guess it was HARD to tell the deference?

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stellarwing 7

"It's the pleats."

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Xion0014 20

I guess it doesnt measure up to their standards xD

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