Miscellaneous: Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money....

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By evil - 27/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 03:27 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

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Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML

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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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iChel413 6

Friday 2 November 2012 7:53

Sue for emotional damages (: that is not right. It could even get to the local news.

withoutapulse 2

Friday 2 November 2012 7:55

Next carnival, you should suggest that the ringleader of the paper bag incident must wear a plastic bag over their head for pledges.

Comments

upsidedownfools 5

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:27

That is horrible! I cannot believe how idiotic and insensitive some people can be. This actually makes me really angry. I'm sorry OP :(

jayhawkchik 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 17:33

you should sue the shit out of them and get a lot more than $500!

malachy32 1

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:41

That would be illegal if it had ever happened. That

Lankaa 4

Monday 5 November 2012 0:48

I went to college in Lyndonville VT. Contrary to what everyone thinks, that is not a friendly state.

dunebro 15

Monday 5 November 2012 11:17

Typical American response: sue them. So it's all about getting money from them eh?

jayzyone 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 20:01

Darling, get thee to a... No not nunnery, a lawyer! That is,apparently from the information, a school sanctioned or permitted public humiliation and as such would be abuse ( a criminal offense ) AND grounds for a very expensive lawsuit ( therapy alone could amount to hundreds of thousands of dollars in award money).

kd1373 19

Sunday 11 November 2012 7:19

People can be so mean. So sorry OP. :(

Jaguwar 1

Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:07

:O That's not cool. Or funny. Get yourselves a lawyer and sue the pants off them. Dislike dislike DISLIKE!

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 14 November 2012 17:42

How rude I mean at the carnivals we had at my school when I was a kid we had things like tape the principle to the gym wall or pie a teacher things that wouldn't cause emotional scarring