Intimacy: Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my...

By anon13 - 12/04/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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By porkeater - 16/07/2009 15:02 - United States

Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "My mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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By aabadaba - 01/04/2013 05:23 - United States - La Mirada

Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML

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Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I'm severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her for years. She responded by telling me, and I quote, "The food is for the guests." FML

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By Balls - 27/05/2017 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

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By BFH4Life - 30/11/2011 09:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

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By ashley - 30/04/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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Aethren 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:06

Today I forgot to put sugar in my coffee, FML.

ijkl0marissa 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:01

Uhm.. why did you shout that? Besides, matzo ball soup (at least at my seder) has chicken in it, and is served in broth, so it isn't a very vegetarian option..

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qbkilla55 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:19

vegetarian: ancient indian word that means, person that cant hunt.

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:19

Pretty lame. So, you are going to regale us with tales of blurting out semi inappropriate things as you go about your adventurous way? Next.

Shadow_Spark 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:51

Open mouth, insert foot.

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:58

You're a dumb ass..

l4d98 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 17:26

The matzo ball soup is the best! I'm have Jewish and half Christian. And I agree, the matzo balls are one of the best parts.

Awkward_is_me 1

Thursday 17 April 2014 1:43

You can't be both Jewish and Christian at the same time...

ShananaginsLOL 13

Monday 18 March 2013 5:21

Why don't we all just call that the circle of life

commentgirl 8

Monday 20 May 2013 6:25

It's spelled Matzo, and that was a really, really, really stupid thing to say.

KestrelGirl 15

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:05

Being Jewish myself, I totally feel your pain! I'm gluten free and besides that, there's only one kind of gluten-free matzah around. I must consume it in moderation due to my mom the health freak and her supposedly suspicious ingredients.

pancakesrock 7

Monday 16 June 2014 8:19

I like big balls and I cannot lie. The whole family can't deny. When the matzah balls are on the table I know that I'm able to EAT! (After reading some stuff)