Today, as usual, I’ve cleaned and cooked for my family. My dad... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 21:18

Today, as usual, I’ve cleaned and cooked for my family. My dad and brother are ‘working’ from home (I always find my bro playing Xbox). I do it so that my mum doesn’t have to after long days (she’s a nurse in the middle of a pandemic). I’m a housewife at 24 and I didn’t choose to have these lazy men in my life.. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:42

Some people can't afford to move out, dickhole.

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millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 9 August 2020 4:24

You're 24 and still living at home? ydi.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:42

Some people can't afford to move out, dickhole.

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