By SpilledWater93 - 10/03/2014 03:07 - Ireland - Bray

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day

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Kiki242 19

As an American, a little part of me just died inside.

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Mirorbo 26

Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.

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drpepper2019 21

As a New Yorker I get something similar to that like "do you do your homework on the Empire State Building?" And "do you go shopping everyday?" Or "how many celeberties to you know?"

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Krb1995 5

Murica' we aren't all ignorant but a lot of us are just fat lol

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CraZedMadMan 16

MURICA **** YEA

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at0micmin3r 23

Say what you will about my country. I am PROUD to live here and NOTHING ANYBODY says or does will take that away from me. Every country has its stupid idiots worthy of trolling. EVERYONE!

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PikaFruit 6

As a non-American who lives in America, I'm so sorry for how dumb they are sometimes.

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cmchappy 25

I've had worse it's kinda funny what they think of us

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mylemoon26 8

I'm a short ginger from America. St. Patrick's day isn't fun for me

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oliversoden101 14

And yet Americans wonder why people hate them

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kevinsagirl2323 8

she made you endure?? no she didn't. You could have just said no and walked away.

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wrenavery90 12

She made you? Did she threaten you? Good grief just say no.

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