Miscellaneous: Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo....

By Mavyblondie - 07/12/2012 03:39 - Australia

Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of the supermarket. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:34

...So?

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Monday 20 February 2017 23:13

I didn't know people ate those !

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Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:34

...So?

OhPuhleeze 23

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:44

You're so lucky. At least it was in a tray.. The first 'roo I saw in Australia was a frikking roadkill.. in the middle of the night... with maggots coming out of its ears.

tapdancecolumbia 14

Thursday 17 November 2016 19:51

Were you not expecting this? Did you not look into their cultures, their foods, etc before you moved...?

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Monday 20 February 2017 23:13

I didn't know people ate those !

Annies 17

Sunday 7 March 2021 11:48

I read this as an actual, live kangaroo that somehow got into the store. I’m a dumbass.

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