Miscellaneous: Today, after just moving home from working two years abroad,... - FML

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By the real Brit - 23/09/2016 04:57 - Canada - Surrey

Today, after just moving home from working two years abroad, my Dad told me that he wouldn't be able to see me on my birthday because his new girlfriend's son has his birthday party on the same day. FML

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xx000o 27

Friday 23 September 2016 20:31

Don't invite your dad and his girlfriend and her son to your next b-day party.

Kiernan151 25

Wednesday 28 September 2016 23:21

Maybe it's just me but if I had to choose to be son's on his birthday or on my boyfriends sons birthday, I would choose my own son. If it was me my own child would take precedence over another's child, even if I did care for that person and or persons child.

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xx000o 27

Friday 23 September 2016 20:31

Don't invite your dad and his girlfriend and her son to your next b-day party.

Kiernan151 25

Wednesday 28 September 2016 23:21

Maybe it's just me but if I had to choose to be son's on his birthday or on my boyfriends sons birthday, I would choose my own son. If it was me my own child would take precedence over another's child, even if I did care for that person and or persons child.

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