Intimacy: Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she...

By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By Screwed - 07/06/2014 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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gfunk1127 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:09

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

Moy_fml 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:07

But cupcakes are nice

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Graawr 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:29

I love cupcakes. >w<

larissa132 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:30

LMAO!! I have drifted off. but cupcakes? wow!

roxyluv 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:32

eeh she could have been thinking bout talking muffins cupcakes aren't that bad,see?

gordongekko_fml 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:42

must be a fatty to think of cupcakes during sex

ILovesMahBridge 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 13:23

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!

Xavi89 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:59

wow. tell that bitch "well that's okay your best friend never fakes it" then wait for a response.

RainbowBitch15 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 21:16

26: win

deeters 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 13:17

sexy

1121osu2110 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 13:24

you must really suck for her to think of cupcakes... watch **** to get better!

twinkybandit 2

Sunday 5 September 2010 13:26

I say her own fault for not makin you finish even after you came. pussy move.

Snickers369 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 13:38

Does she watch cupcake ****?

Pro_Nothing 9

Sunday 5 September 2010 13:47

Owned

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