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Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

Sounds like you won.

perdix 29

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:04

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

Roflfuckmylife47 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 22:13

Karma. Lots of karma.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 December 2013 1:59

We all know she thinks that was on purpose...

Ericka5050 5

Tuesday 25 February 2014 12:43

I bet the fight wasn't totally over.

storethis 17

Monday 25 April 2016 15:10

RUN MATE

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