Transportation: Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped...

By VerbalDiarrhea - 08/01/2012 07:34 - United States

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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By nobodywasthere - 12/09/2017 01:30

Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML

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By Prometheus - 24/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By Sebastian Bonaparte - 11/02/2021 00:30

Today, it's the fourth day since I got home from hospital in a wheelchair after a car wreck. It was also the first day that someone in my house offered to do something for me. My father-in-law visited and offered to make me a sandwich. My response? I cried. My wife and kids laughed at me. FML

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By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By imok - 07/10/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

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Sunday 8 January 2012 16:40

Look right at him and say, "You oughta try it, you lazy, old fart!" In a situation like that, apologizing just makes things worse, so you might as well go the way down the Asshole Road. It's a one-way street.

aceman1992 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:38

If I was the guy in the wheelchair, I would have run your ass over.

Comments

yradatus 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:21

Haha he probably couldn't even hear you, that's what happens when we get old Haha

lemonsquid 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:27

Aww that's sad

chingthecreator 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:55

Quit whining. Maybe you should think about other people before you blurt something out, maybe even the possibility of this happening before you said it. YDI

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 9 January 2012 1:33

Oh shut up you *****...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 9 January 2012 1:41

No really, are we supposed to think about other people all the time while in uncomfortable situations just because we "could hurt someones feelings"? And "quit whining"? If aren't allowed to "whine", there would be no FML. Seriously, shut the **** up, you *****....

hellokimmiee 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:04

Who cares about him?

ThisCouldGetWors 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:12

Only 3 hours? Please excuse me, but honestly. I have spent at least 5 hours in a car without a break. With my family of 5, a dog, a chinchilla, and two guinea pigs.

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:55

You aren't a champ until you've done 13-hours stuffed in the back like a pretzel with all the luggage while the rest of your family has plenty of room around them.