Tinder, Awkward and Love: Tinder Surprise - FML

Tinder Surprise

By betrayed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2025 09:00

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By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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Classic nice guy rhetoric

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 00:02

Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2016 20:06 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML

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Manic Pixie Dream Girl

By Misha - 05/06/2022 06:00

Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Monday 19 July 2010 23:14

You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah

Bigsmak 0

Monday 19 July 2010 23:11

Really.. if thats true then it sucks

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howareyoulard 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:15

lol @ 37 :P

Clutzs 5

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:19

maybe he had it before you met him?!

PurpleLlamas 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:43

56-she didnt know that dumbass your supposed to say jk if your kidding. dumbass

eraintimexD 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:53

:/

ducuss 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 11:35

Buuullllllllllllshiiiiiiii-

Jasper8713 2

Tuesday 20 July 2010 14:07

Yeah, a huge number of people on dating sites are already married or in a relationship.

thisguy22 33

Tuesday 20 July 2010 14:57

bahahahaha

squirrels_FTW 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:21

ouch that really sux

terranada 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:22

does he KNOW he's married to u? or is this one of those things where only u thnk ur married...?

kennakatherine 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:01

When did he make it? if you haven't been married long, maybe he hasn't actually gone on since.

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