This is why we can't have nice things.

Anonymous - 29/09/2017 20:00

Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML
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If I did something that stupid, my wife would use that machete on me

Lobby_Bee 17

He needs lessons from Danny Trejo.

Be glad he was standing closer to the sofa than to you.