Transportation, Party Money The Vengabus is coming - FML

The Vengabus is coming

tim12345 - - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

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inthecold - 19/02/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

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teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Moore

Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML

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stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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TabbyCat87 - 18/10/2019 16:00

Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML

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Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

steal the tires. problem solved.

MinisterOfTheDog 5

Monday 25 July 2011 23:01

It seems to me like you got a free bus.

pfx2_fml 15

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:54

did you get to keep the bus?

pfx2_fml 15

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:55

did you get to keep the bus?

Daniibabyy 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:01

like a good neighbor..state farm is there! can i get a hot tub?!

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:24

win

woodrow68oo 2

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:30

niiiiice

Californian_Boy 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:41

Call that company so that guy gets fired (if he comes back) I mean he kinda has to no? lol

kelly12333 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:20

well hes fired lol

bananaburger 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:35

bus drivers ftw!

Deloochi1 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:15

happen to me its not fun at all they reufund u no worries

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:14

You should have beet a party bitch up to force her to suck the guy's dick... matbe he would have considered helping you afterwards.

docscientist 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:40

Yeah, I really doubt he's just going to abandon the bus whether it's his, or the company's for whom he works for.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:09

No one had a cell phone? Not even the driver? Seems strange, in this day and age...

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Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML

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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work, because, "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML

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Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML

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