Miscellaneous: The tourist

The tourist

By Sam - 09/02/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

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By fartmaster - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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By Rmglrsm - 23/06/2016 02:21

Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML

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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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Classic toddler moment

By Anonymous - 01/11/2024 03:00 - Ireland

Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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meg238f 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:51

Well, that's what happens when you laugh at people with problems. Are you 10?

catkat1988 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:56

And the FML here is that you didn't get to go on the museum tour? You sound like a 6-year-old who didn't get dessert because you misbehaved. Honestly. How is lisping even that amusing in the first place? And even if it is, try to control yourself and be just a little more sensitive to people with problems. She face up to her minor disability every morning because she has the competencies to do the guided tours, and you ridicule her for it. **** HER life, not yours.

Comments

ifreakinloveyoub 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:55

well maybe if you woipdnt be such an ass and make fun of people then you wouldnt be a bitch to people

blitz426 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:57

I feel bad for the lady u mad fun of, not for u so f her life

Shinygirlnz 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:09

I love that most people who visit this site can see right through the 'accidentally' in the OP.

Snickahs 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:18

Nithe to meet you tham :)

sims715 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:27

What does OP mean and what does YDI mean? Can someone please tell me all tge abreiviations of this sight.

sims715 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:27

What does OP mean and what does YDI mean? Can someone please tell me all tge abreiviations of this sight.

richmondroyals 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:27

who's idea was it to put an 's' in the word lisp???

brittanyl 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:28

Bitch.

Snickahs 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:30

The OP obviously feels sorry for the comment or this wouldn't be an FML. So everyone saying the OP is insensitive, is ignorant or oblivious. OP - original poster. YDI- you deserve it.