Awkward Love The L Word - FML

The L Word

Humiliated & Heart-Broken - 30/07/2014 04:41 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

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Paicked - - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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Nervous

amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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lameuser 23

Wednesday 30 July 2014 11:40

He probably was just taken by surprise.

pizzzah 9

Wednesday 30 July 2014 11:45

Whether its FYL or YDI depends on how long you've been dating

ThepurpleCow 19

Thursday 31 July 2014 4:00

I would of smacked that asshole

anthony99 14

Thursday 31 July 2014 4:48

First things first, is Chicken Express any good?

jellenwood 35

Thursday 31 July 2014 5:12

Chicken Express! I'm from Texas too!!

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Thursday 31 July 2014 5:53

Well at list he knows now ..

Kamon97 23

Thursday 31 July 2014 6:32

No her boyfriend is an asshole who's afraid of commitment it's those kinds of pricks that wind up cheating I say dump the bastard OP

Anya_5 8

Thursday 31 July 2014 6:44

Well that's guys for ya. They make the most out of awkward situations.

Vitotaylor36 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 8:11

I've been in that boat. It sucks, but be patient. He probably just isn't ready yet.

vividpictures 17

Thursday 31 July 2014 9:05

He probably got nervous. Some people (like me) have a very hard time admitting there feelings.

CyberGothic 16

Friday 1 August 2014 3:59

Dump. Him. Immediately.

EndOfSekrets 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 2:38

Is his name Doug Heffernan?

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