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Thanks, auntie

itwasmyfavoriteshirt - 16/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Bentonville

Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains. FML

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ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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bubblebuttfuckfart - 13/10/2012 17:32 - Ireland

Today, my aunt brought me a birthday present. I quickly figured out that she'd simply returned the jacket I let her borrow two years ago for my brother's graduation party. It reeks of cigarette smoke and alcohol. FML

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I'm disgusting - 26/05/2019 22:11

Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2025 12:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, my ex and I had sex. Afterwards, I cleaned myself with a t-shirt and left a huge sperm stain on the front of it. After that, my stepfather came home, so we left. As we were sitting in the car in front of the house, my stepfather left on a bicycle, wearing the t-shirt. Sunlight reflected off the stain. FML

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Anonymous - 13/10/2025 00:00

Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML

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IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

Ima_Moronski - - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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Love Will Tear our T-shirt Apart

Jeremy - 12/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I did my laundry at a laundromat. When I came back to get my clothes, I found an elderly man wearing my favorite Joy Division t-shirt, and he refused to give it back because he said it was his. I spent a few minutes arguing with him, before realizing I had grabbed someone else's clothes too. FML

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superhumangambit 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:46

And I returned your aunt... With **** stains.

jewwybeanzzz 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:43

Nasty!! D:

DukeLeto 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:13

Neither a borrower nor a lender be, or thou shalt be struck by jealousy for thou art **** free.

Kiki242 19

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:24

I would burn it.

mosquito19 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:52

dude, its **** not blood. throw it in the washer.

brandonwong 18

Friday 17 August 2012 7:19

Nope. Blood is not ****. Blood is much better.

MindFreakazoid 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:59

It's aaaadventure time!!

ntd309 14

Friday 17 August 2012 0:00

Lol now you have a tye-dye shirt!!

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 17 August 2012 0:45

Guy-dye shirt maybe? No? Okay......

ButteredRetoast 4

Friday 17 August 2012 0:00

I guess you really got know your aunt today.

Tuney_Loons 2

Friday 17 August 2012 13:38

Not as well as I did :D

MeganLovesPandas 5

Friday 17 August 2012 0:10

Lesson of the day: don't let your aunt borrow clothing. Fyl OP.

daps29 11

Friday 17 August 2012 0:27

D: eww that is pretty disgusting

dolceandkabana 1

Friday 17 August 2012 0:30

Apparently your aunt doesn't swallow

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 17 August 2012 0:43

Well... It looks like that was your aunt's favorite shirt too... For her bukkake! *shudder*

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Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML

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Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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