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Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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Marfo101 - - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2025 22:00

Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML

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Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 12:21

Aren't you supposed to get up anyway?

ChChCharlie 10

Friday 14 August 2009 12:16

LMAO what an awesome old woman :D

Slim_Shady16 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:00

Cool old lady.. LMAO

Vertoule 7

Friday 14 August 2009 17:07

Never trust the elderly... ...They're like leprechauns.

she_bangs 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:12

Hahaha. That lola is badass.

CFR 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:17

omg wtf, little old ladies aren't supposed to be evil! =O That's still hilarious though...

OwnageAxe 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:21

You should've just sat on her. Thats what I would've done.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 14 August 2009 17:27

LOL!!! that old lady is awesome!!! she got u good

MrCanoe 5

Friday 14 August 2009 17:37

You should, actually you have to give up your seat to elderly, wheelchairs, baby strollers, injured/disabled anyways So this isn't a FML

Paige_Nicole10 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:39

you should have respected her in the first place and got up

shaZamy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:07

don't worry, she might die soon

amjbic 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:12

RESPECT!! haha

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