Such a sweet little boy

no, YOU raised him - - United States - Concord

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said, "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML
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ekdfml 20

Maybe he took after his mother?

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perkinson6210 6

As a child I'm pretty sure I would've been backhanded.

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ThreeCalls 15

Why did you bring another mouth into this world?

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dannnngthatsux 19

Severe beatings to commence in 5...4..3..2..1.. My ass would be beat to Hell for that, and I'm 50+!!!

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Knoro 6

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

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thesituations 1

Please, for the sake of your child, read "How Children Fail" and "Teach Your Own" by John Holt.

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metroido 17

The good news is, mean kids almost always grow into nice adults.

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