Love: So touching…

So touching…

By weddinggirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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By Rolax - 06/11/2008 09:38 - France

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 435

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By loserface23 - 28/05/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

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Romance

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By engagedmaybe - 02/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 455

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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No future

By Bryan - 15/06/2021 16:00

Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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You deserved it 2 020

By Anonymous - 22/06/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML

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You deserved it 4 971

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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insane602 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:56

lol. ydi for staying in a relationship with no romance. at least for ur end, try to spice things up

XoXoSLY 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:57

YDI for being with him. And YDIx100000 if you marry him.

Comments

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 20:13

Eh, YDI. If that is the most romantic thing he's said in 2 years then it seems to me that your marriage is only going to lack romance.

Zebidee 8

Friday 27 August 2010 20:19

Walk away. If this is how you feel about the relationship now, imagine how it'll be in 20 years. You're just wasting both your time and his.

meliimin 0

Friday 27 August 2010 20:28

ydi for still dating the douche after 2 years of no romance.

windfuelsfire 10

Friday 27 August 2010 20:36

ydi to not realise this would happen in the first 1 or 2 years. make it work or leave. if you do neither you can't blame anyone but yourself.

astroid714 0

Friday 27 August 2010 20:38

awwe how romantic, lmao ..dump him,

Cookie4U 0

Friday 27 August 2010 21:00

ydi, if he hasn't been romantic for 2 uears you should have dumped his ass a year and a half ago! then slapped him...... in the crotch ........ repeatedly ........ with a stick

Sinammon 0

Friday 27 August 2010 21:07

If that's the most romantic thing he's said to you in the last two years, you don't need to be marrying him. Just imagine how unfulfilling the rest of your life will be if you do.