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    So romantic

    Anonymous - - United States

    Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    prettyinpink03 11
    Saturday 30 July 2011 12:08

    so cherries aren't the only thing he likes to pop?

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    Pokeemon 3
    Saturday 30 July 2011 12:07

    eeww wtf??

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    blueyes97 0
    Saturday 30 July 2011 18:28

    pizza face?...

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    Aztec44 0
    Saturday 30 July 2011 18:28

    W.T.F

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    stacianichole 2
    Saturday 30 July 2011 18:46

    that's probably not the ONLY reason...

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    MichaelReyes1 3
    Saturday 30 July 2011 18:53

    ewww...ewww......EWWWW what the heck??

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    Chrispayne 4
    Saturday 30 July 2011 18:54

    I know someone like that. Op is ur name gatlin

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    chelseaaababyyy 17
    Saturday 30 July 2011 18:59

    that made me want to throw up

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    NcredibadTay 0
    Saturday 30 July 2011 18:59

    Uh eww..

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    vanillatwilight6 0
    Saturday 30 July 2011 19:09

    that sounds lovely

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    nite66 21
    Saturday 30 July 2011 19:19

    definitely unique lol

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    Tkao96 0
    Saturday 30 July 2011 19:24

    Wash your face 2-3 times a day and you might not have that problem.

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    Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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    Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
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    Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
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    Today, I'm such a lightweight that after a single can of 3.2% alcohol, I was sobbing uncontrollably over the death of a fictional character, who wasn't even permanently dead. FML
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    Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
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    Today, my family and I went to Olive Garden. Due to my autism, I sometimes have a nervous tic, which presented itself while I was looking at the menu. I would have appreciated it if my mom hadn't then screamed at me to stop in front of the entire restaurant. FML
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