Snoopy
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By embarrassed - 31/01/2012 03:54 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States
It's very tedious isn't it, I know exactly how you feel girl
Why the **** did you write that?
If that's where you started, I'd hate to imagine the level of intimacy in the latest entry!
"Dear diary, today I shaved my ass for the first time. The shaver was buzzing and hair was falling off my ass when it touched it. See you tomorrow diary!"
Three words: full disk encryption.
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Wow you are very candid with your diary...not sure why that would be something you'd want to look back on or remember though!
Maybe try putting something simple in the first few entries next time, so anyone who snoops through it gets bored.